"Well," the guide scratched his head, "guess you'll need to wash off. The waterfall is just over that ledge right there. I'll hold the animals while you guys explore. Return in a half-hour so we can make it back in time for dinner."
"Great." I held out my hand. "Let's go Beth. I don't think Donkey wants to carry both of us, and I don't trust the horse."
She slipped her hand in mine. We were silent as I led her around the ledge and down toward the water.
"Wow." Beth breathed. "That's gorgeous!"
The waterfall was at least thirty feet high with jagged rocks near the bottom. A pool was behind the waterfall and there were steps that led into it.
"Huh, that's kinda cool." I pointed. "People must come down here for — oh dear Lord."
"What?" Beth's eyes followed where I was pointing.
A very large hairy man had just appeared from the lagoon; he must have been taking a dip because when I had originally looked, the water wasn't really moving.
It sure as hell was moving now.
"Um..." Beth chewed her fingernail. "I'm trying to decide if being clean is worth it."
I looked down at my muddy jeans and dirt caked arms. "It's worth it."
"Okay," Beth peeled off her shirt, "but let it be known: if it makes the six o'clock news that you were bathing under a waterfall with a large naked man, I'm not coming to your defense."
"Thanks," I muttered. As I unbuttoned my jeans, a moment of panic hit me swiftly in the gut. Was I really going to jump naked into the water? And why the hell was I suddenly nervous about being naked?
"Last one in's a rotten egg," Beth yelled. I l
ooked up. And nearly had a stroke as I watched her perfect body catapult into the water in a perfect dive.
"Well, shit," I mumbled.
A distant hee-haw from Donkey followed.
Great. My sidekick was an ass. At least he had good hearing.
I threw off my boxers and joined Beth in the water.
The man had disappeared again under the waterfall, leaving us alone in the main part of the pool.
Beth popped up out of the water, but in my fantasy-like state, everything was happening in slow motion. She shook her head. As water droplets fell across her body, she bit down hard on her lower lip and then blinked the water away from her eyes before giving me a come hither glance.
Hell yes.
I felt like I was experiencing my own version of Peter Pan when he gets rescued by mermaids. I don't care what guy you ask — the mermaids in that story were hot as hell.
Side note to parents:, The reasons kids like that story is because there are no rules in Neverland, and the mermaids are hot.
Screw Tinkerbell. Just give me mermaids.
Or Beth.
Beth as a mermaid.
Beth in a mermaid costume under a waterfall holding a bottle of—
"Jace?" Beth snapped her fingers in front of my face. "Are you sick or something? You're all flushed."
"Viagra." I nodded, "It's, uh, probably still in my system."