Paris swatted Brett on the back for ruining their night. Brett, having been exposed to a foreign substance he was now convinced was killing him, started having a full-blown panic attack as they rushed out the doors and into the waiting car.
Grandma waved goodbye and walked back to her station and continued chopping. No explanation. No apology. Nothing.
"So," Beth cleared her throat, "What did you give him?"
"Nothing." Grandma kept chopping.
"Don't lie."
"Grandmas never lie." She pointed the knife in Beth's direction.
I moved out of the way, which earned me a smack on the arm.
"We merely fib, or as I like to call it, frost over the truth."
"Frost over the truth?" I laughed.
"Of course. In one hand I have the truth…" She fanned out a mushroom, and pointed. "In the other hand I have the sauce. I lightly pour the sauce of the mushroom. And voilà!"
"I'm confused," Beth said.
"Can you still see the mushroom?" Grandma asked.
"Yeah."
"But you can see the sauce too."
"So?" Beth pointed at the example. "I see them both, so how is the sauce hiding anything?"
"Cloaking, my dear." Grandma scooped up the mushrooms and sauce and put them on a plate. "By the time you take a bite and discover the truth in the flavors, discover the sauce is just garlic, and the mushrooms are the food of choice, you don't care anymore. Want to know why?"
"Why?"
"Because it tastes good." Grandma winked. "Frosting the truth is just like that. It may seem devious, and it may look like something else entirely, but the minute you learn the truth, you don't care anymore, because it was staring at you," she chopped a piece of meat, "the whole damn time."
Why was she staring at me like she wanted to stab me?
I popped a mushroom in my mouth and was only slightly irritated that it was amazing.
"Now," Grandma chopped up some pork, "why don't you two order a nice bottle of wine while I finish up your main course? How does that sound?"
"Are you going to be putting drugs in our wine?" Beth asked.
"The thought briefly crossed my mind," Grandma admitted. "See? I can be honest. Now, shall we order some wine?"
"What do you say?" I nudged Beth.
She blinked a few times then shrugged. I officially hated myself. How was it possible that earlier today she was blooming into this beautiful bright woman, and now she was closed off? I'd done that to her. I'd made her doubt herself all over again.
"Are you okay?" I asked dumbly, knowing that she wasn't but wanting to hear her speak so I didn't go insane.
"I think I'm just tired." Beth forced a smile.
"Do you want to go back?" I offered.
Her body slumped even more.
Damn it, how was I ruining things even further?