Charlie, all of his vital energies and most of his fluids having been inspired to swiftly migrate to his enormous dong, was spun around as the member unfurled from his waist until it achieved its full appreciation, then he plopped over on his side unconscious on the rug, where he remained, snoring, until dawn.
Audrey slowly lowered herself back into the lotus position and continued her meditation through the night.
THE MORRIGAN
They had once been death goddesses of the Celts, the three, and had reigned over the battlefields of the North for a thousand years, plucking souls from the dead and dying, and driving warriors on with fury and terror, switching from their raven and crow forms to the silky, razor-clawed harpy-women as whim and wind suited them. Now they were patchwork shadows, licking their wounds in a closed train tunnel under Fort Mason Great Meadow, unable even to hold three-dimensional form, distinguishable from the oil stains left by the tractors and other heavy equipment stored in the tunnel only in that they were moving.
“Did guns get worse?” asked Nemain, the venomous one, trying to hold on her left arm, which was attached by only a thread of pitch. “I was shot when I was above before, and I don’t remember it being this bad.” She tried to will herself to hold form, but melted back a flat shadow. She looked to the man in yellow, who sat in the seat of the skip-loader, leaning on one elbow.
“And it wasn’t the same one who shot you before?” asked the Yellow Fellow.
“Different. Bigger. Bigger gun. But I stung him in the heart before he shot my arm.”
“We’re going to need more souls to heal,” said Macha, who had reverted to the shadow of her bird form, a hooded crow. The cold, fog-diffused moonlight in the tunnel shone through ragged holes in her wings and breasts. “The five that were in the bookstore were barely enough for us to take form. Now . . .”
“I want to take the head of the banshee,” said Babd, the third of the sisters, who leaned on the wheel of a skip-loader for balance, her left leg gone from the shin down. She had wielded the terrifying screech that drove warriors to suicidal frenzy on the battlefield, so the more gentle screamer, the banshee, had always been especially annoying to her. “But I can’t do it with only one leg. We need souls.”
“Ladies, ladies, relax. I will bring you what you need,” he said. And he would. He hadn’t anticipated the setback of a heavily armed policeman who had been forewarned by a banshee when he sent them into the soul-seller’s store. They hadn’t been strong enough for that, and now they weren’t even strong enough to go above and hold a useful form, or, if necessary, face the Luminatus and her hellhounds. He wasn’t exactly sure he wanted them to be. They had torn his predecessor, Orcus, to pieces. It was a dilemma he needed to ponder. He would bring them what they needed to heal, but only what they needed.
“For now y’all can lick your wounds in the trunk of the Buick. I’ll be back in a butterfly wink.”
He limped off down the tunnel alongside the heavy equipment, limped not because he was injured, but as a matter of style.
When he was gone, Babd said, “How long is that? Is that more than a week?”
“He’s being colorful,” said Nemain. “He’s very colorful.”
“If I want any color out of him, I’ll open one of his veins,” said Macha.
“Ooo, I like that,” said Babd. “I’m going to say that to the banshee.”
“Not the same,” said Macha, shaking her shadowy head.
“Yeah,” said Nemain. “No blood.”
“Butterflies,” said Babd. “Yuck.” She shuddered so that even in her shadow form her feathers bristled with revulsion.
15
Thursday at the Bridge
Thursday was similar to any other workday for Mike Sullivan, in that he got up, got dressed, and drove to the bridge. But this Thursday was a little different in that he wouldn’t be driving back. He was awakened by the knock on his door, and when he opened it, a thin woman with severe blond hair dropped a gear bag at his feet.
“What are you, about a forty, forty long?” she said instead of hello.
“Huh?” said Mike.
“Jacket size.”
“Yeah, a forty.”
“Yeah; me, too,” she said. “Thirty-eight actually, but I like shoulder pads. I have to have the waist taken in a little, too.”
“Okay,” said Mike.
“I’m Jane. I’m going to be your new sister.”
Mike shook her hand. “You wanna come in?”